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‘Tis the fkn season to get your freshly-manicured mitts on some shit-hot new vibes. Why the sudden cause for celebration? Well, our favourite Kiwi sex toy brand Girls Get Off has decided to give you, our dedicated, loyal, sex-positive readers, a cheeky 15 per cent off, and we couldn’t wait another moment before screaming and shouting it from the rooftops because these vibes are the crème de la crème of the intimate pleasure world.
And it wouldn’t be PTV if we didn’t break down all the different prods on offer for you, would it? So, read on if you wanna get the juicy 411 on the sale.
The Best Girls Get Off Vibrators
Giving a whole new meaning to “small but mighty,” Missy knows what she came to do. With a clitoral vacuum that allegedly “makes you see the face of God” according to one of our writers who road-tested it, she’s a bestseller for a goddamn reason, bbs.
Waterproof and unassuming, the Polly Pocket is the GOAT for taking your solo play on the road. Just slip it in any suitcase, bag, purse or quite literally — your pocket — and you can get buzzing wherever you please.
It’s USB rechargeable and quiet enough so your roomie won’t hear her, either. Booyah.
Tiff Dual Pleasure Vibrator, $174.95
Internal, external, or both at the same time, the Tiff is a tried and tested crowd-pleaser with more than 95 (!!!) five-star reviews. perhaps it’s time to take her for a whirl yourself? And at 15% off, don’t mind if we do.
The Best Girls Get Off Butt Plugs
Whether you’re a backdoor beginner or a seasoned profesh, the Peaches Booty Plug offers two different sizes to keep everyone happy. It’s also got a flared base so you can play without that constant fear of potentially losing it in all the fun.
The Best Girls Get Off Bundles
The Intro Bundle, usually $192.85, now $172.95
Combining the best-selling mini Missy and the brand’s iconic Juicee lube and cleaning wipes, this bundle is a good starting point for y’all who are diving into the vibrator game for the first time or just want to see what Girls Get Off has to offer.
That’s all we’ve got for you RN, folks. But the minute our Kiwi friends drop some more good vibes, we’ll update you. Use the code ‘PTV15’ at the checkout for 15 per cent off.
Never heard of Girls Get Off? One of our PTV staff gave Missy, the clit vibrator a whirl and swears she saw the face of God. You can read her full review here.